December 2007
7 posts
When will people learn that I'm not really Indian?
Elina: Did you go to Stuy also?
Robert: Yeah.
Phillip: I went to Stuy too!
Elina: Oh! You seemed kind of familiar. Were you in 3W?
Phillip: The homeroom?
Elina: Third World. (Name of the Indian "gang/mafia" in high school)
Phillip: No. I got kicked out of the Indian Culture Club when I was a freshman.
Elina: Why?
Phillip: I was too white.
Owen isn't gay at all
Owen: You have a nice ass.
Phillip: Thanks!
Phillip: I think it's the only part of my body that women like.
Mom vs. Technology
Mom: Why are taking Sean's picture?
Me: Because I want to. (Continues to take photographs)
Mom: You're going to waste all the film!
Me: It's digital...
Mom: What? There's no film?
Me: Nope. (Starts to take photographs of her)
Mom: You're going to waste something! Life isn't supposed to work like this!
Brainwashed
Me: I'm going to delete my facebook soon.
Reese: Why?
Me: Because it's messing with my life.
Reese: You can't delete facebook!
Me: Why not?
Reese: You just can't! People can't survive without it!