January 2008
9 posts
“Is that the fire-alarm?!”
– My mother after hearing my cell phone ring. I have it set to the standard T-Mobile jingle.
“You look really sexy.”
– Elderly woman at RadioShack, who appeared to be somewhere around eighty years old. She had very thick glasses. I was still flattered.
Reese isn't racist
Reese was asked to get lunch with a racist high school classmate.
Phillip: You should bring a black friend.
Phillip: Oh wait.
Phillip: Do you have any?
Phillip: Are there even black people at GWU?
Reese: Yes.
Reese: There are some.
Reese: I will find one.
Reese: And bring him/her.
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Reese: My sister and I are thinking about renting a dog when it gets warm out in the spring.
Phillip: That has to be one of the most ridiculous things I have ever heard in my life.
Reese: It's capitalism at its best.
Rent a dog →
Clearly, I need better things to do with my life
Phillip: (talking about a new credit card) It's such a pretty card, too.
Phillip: Dark green.
Phillip: Forest green actually.
Robert: Hot. Way to show off your skill at recognizing colors.
Phillip: I took an art class last term.
Robert: Clearly, you learned.
Phillip: I'm lying. I just like coloring books.
Robert: Still?
Phillip: ...yes.
Robert: When's the last time you did one?
Phillip: Today. I found a Lion King coloring book.
Phillip: I made Scar light and Mufasa dark.
Phillip: I like messing with Disney.
Robert: You rebel, you.