Mother:	Don't let your friends pressure you into having sex in Barcelona.
Phillip:	I won't.
Mother:	It's bad enough if you have sex in America, but those Europeans are just so sexual.
Phillip:	Did you have an experience with a European man?
Mother:	(Ignoring the previous comment) You might get rashes, or your back will get sore, or your teeth will fall out.
Phillip:	Oh no.
Mother:	Your penis will definitely fall off. I guarantee it.

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   I was only thinking the other day what had happened to Phillip, and now THIS.

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