Sex in Europe
- Mother: Don't let your friends pressure you into having sex in Barcelona.
- Phillip: I won't.
- Mother: It's bad enough if you have sex in America, but those Europeans are just so sexual.
- Phillip: Did you have an experience with a European man?
- Mother: (Ignoring the previous comment) You might get rashes, or your back will get sore, or your teeth will fall out.
- Phillip: Oh no.
- Mother: Your penis will definitely fall off. I guarantee it.
