Really? It’s gay? Does the act of wearing a pink polo somehow make it seem that I’m suddenly attracted to men? Since when has the color pink become synonymous with wanting a man’s lips all over my dick, or watching the latest installment of gay porn from Raging Stallion Studios?

This made me angry. Angrier than the time I wore a shirt with a huge rainbow on it, because apparently, the rainbow is the universal sign of leprechauns hiding pots of gold (what I thought) and homosexuality. People should really grow up.