Dad:	You need to marry an Indian girl.
Phillip:	Why's that?
Dad:	Because you're pure Indian. There aren't that many left.
Phillip:	There are a billion of them.
Dad:	Where?
Phillip:	India.
Dad:	Oh. There.

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